Few jokes on the subject of math/science that I thought was amusing (you’re probably a nerd if you find these funny):
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who do not, and 8 other types.
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The barman says ‘May I help you sir?’, Descartes replies ‘I think not.’ and promptly vanishes.
Why do computer scientists always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT31 equals DEC25 (props to you, nerd, if you get this joke)
Heisenberg is speeding down the road, and a cop pulls him over. The cop says “Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says “No, but i know exactly where i am.”
What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?
sqrt(-1/64)
